Gitár Kották/Őrület
- 1. The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
- 2. Szerelmi vallomás
- 3. Terry S. Taylor – OlleyOxenFree
- 4. I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary
1. The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
KATE C G C TREKKIE MONSTER The internet is really really great For porn KATE C G C TREKKIE I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait For porn KATE G TREKKIE (Huh?) There's always some new site, For porn! KATE C TREKKIE I browse all day and night For porn! KATE D G It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE For porn! TREKKIE C G C KATE The internet is for porn, Trekkie! TREKKIE Dm C G KATE The internet is for porn, What are you doing!? TREKKIE C F G C Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
KATE Treee—kkie! TREKKIE Oh hello kate monster KATE You are ruining my song TREKKIE Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish? TREKKIE Me no talkie KATE Good TREKKIE I’m glad we have this new technology For porn KATE TREKKIE Which gives us untold opportunity For por—oops, sorry KATE TREKKIE Right from you own desktop For --- KATE You can research browse and shop Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop TREKKIE FOR PORN!!
KATE Trekkie!
TREKKIE KATE The internet is for porn! Nooo TREKKIE KATE The internet if for porn! Trekkie TREKKIE Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE That’s gross you’re a pervert TREKKIE Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster KATE NO really, you're a pervert Normal people don’t sit at home and look At porn on the internet TREKKIE Ohhhh? KATE What?! TREKKIE You have no idea Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE Ready --- ready --- ready TREKKIE Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS PRINCETON The internet is for porn! Sorry Kate TREKKIE AND GUYS PRINCETON The internet is for porn! I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
KATE The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS D G PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online ROB That’s correct. KATE And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN Sure! KATE And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay GARY Yes I do! KATE And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON True! TREKKIE Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON . .yeah KATE EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS KATE The internet is for porn! Gross! TREKKIE AND GUYS KATE The internet is for porn! I hate porn TREKKIE AND GUYS KATE Grab your dick and double click I hate you men! TREKKIE AND GUYS For porn, porn, porn! TREKKIE AND GUYS KATE porn, porn, porn, porn I’m leaving! TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn KATE I hate the internet! TREKKIE AND GUYS Porn, porn, porn, porn KREKKIE The internet is for TREKKIE AND SOME The internet is for TREKKIE AND ALL The internet is for PORN! TREKKIE YEAH!
2. Szerelmi vallomás
A5 Tegnap, mikor megismertelek, Rögtön tudtam, jó lesz majd veled! Dm C Éreztem amikor megláttalak, Dm Em Hogy sohasem rúgnám szét A5 A az arcodat! A A vesédet se verném le soha! Nem hívnálak úgy, hogy büdös szuka! Dm C Én sohase tudnálak megbántani, Dm C És nem tudnám benned a kést A5 A megmártani! D Az érzelem számomra fontos dolog! F Érzem például, ha éhes vagyok! G A És azt, hogy nekem esténként valami jár! D Szerelmem, szerelmem, kellesz nekem! F Nagyon vigyázz, nehogy bajod legyen! G A F G F G Élni jó, hát jegyezd meg, hol a határ! A Hogy hol a határ! Remélem, hogy hozzám hű leszel! És nem beszélgetsz most már senkivel! Ha nem néz rád senki és nem tapogat, Én sohasem harapom át a torkodat! Az érzelem számomra fontos dolog! Érzem például, hogy nyűgös vagyok! Ha valaki tapló és nem tudja mi a szabály! A Klárit is csak azért ütöttem le, Amikor hozzánk jött vendégségbe, Mert túl halkan köszönt, És bevallom, nekem ez fájt! Nekem ez fájt! Bevallom, nekem ez fájt! Nekem ez fájt!
3. Terry S. Taylor – OlleyOxenFree
mmm mmm mmm mmm.... G7 C7 Homina budda budda budda G7 C7 Homina budda boo G7 C7 Homina budda budda budda G7 C7 Homina budda boo Em Am Olley olley olley olley olley he he heeeee.... Em Am D7 olley olley olley olley olley (oxen free) he he he Homina boo boo boo Ooooooooh............
4. I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary
Folks I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me About you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Or maybe below the cockles Maybe in the sub-cockle area Maybe in the liver Maybe in the kidneys Maybe even in the colon We don't know I'm just a regular joe With a regular job I'm your average white Suburbanite slob I like football, and porno, and books about war I've got an average house With a nice hardwood floor My wife, and my job My kids, and my car My feet on my table And a Cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested Oh no, no way, uh uhh No, I gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah I drive really slow In the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets And I piss on the seat I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... ... NAAAHHHHH! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps An all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights YEAH! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby At 115 miles per hour Getting one mile per gallon Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it You know why? 'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons Okay!? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the Democracy they want They can have a big Democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienemen Square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we got the bombs Okay!? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" And he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be I'm gonna get "The Duke" And John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas And- (Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal? You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole And it turns out it was him What an asshole! I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (he's the worlds biggest asshole) A - SS - HO - LE! Everybody!! A - SS - HO - LE! *dog barking noises* I'm an asshole and proud of it!
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